I had great thoughts about how we spend too much time hyping Halloween and Christmas and how Thanksgiving (my personal favorite) has been relegated to "Last Thursday in November" status (see the fact that K-Mart starts their sales on Thanksgiving, not after; but then, who shops in that ghetto-ass, piece of shit, Targetwannabe, disease ridden, store anyway) by retailers; but Dan beat me to it.

Besides, he's much funnier and a better writer than I. For now.

www.theartofdansilver.com Look for the Thanksgiving essay.