It's been a while, but here's a thought:

I was remembering an old Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs gets all upset about not being the #1 most wanted criminal. So, he sets out on a Nationwide rampage to get his ranking up.
He does all kinds of heinous acts and succeeds in raising his criminal stock.

The one thing he does that I was thinking of this week was taking a saw to the border of Florida and the rest of the United States and sets it adrift. This would no longer qualify Bugs as a criminal. It would make him a national fucking hero.

I know there's lots to like about Florida, and I have friends that live there. But, what with kids clubbing the homeless with bats, killing German tourists, rigged elections, hurricane decimation, gasoline hoarding after said decimation, and to top it all off, Disneyworld, it must be said we are better off without the hapless state.

For those of you looking for cheap, warm weather destinations, we still have Hawaii, California, Texas, and Puerto Rico. You'll never miss "The Sunshine State" and its mullet wearing, gator wrasslin, bikini wearing, golf cart driving, election rigging (again with the conspiracy theories), kid shooting, homeless beating denizens.

Think about it. Bugs had the right idea.