With time on my hands, I figured you all have suffered enough, so I'm bringing back my blog. I can't guarantee brilliance on a daily basis, but I can deliver a thought or a giggle on occasion (provided it's not some sort of religious holiday). If you are easily offended, I suggest you hit the escape button now, as it doesn't get any prettier from here.

Once I remember how to make things look good, I'll be doing that as well. Prepare yourself, world.

I'm back. (cue menacing music here)