Faithful reader,
I promise to update this blog much more often than I currently am. I'm busy.
Also, it doesn't help that my employer blocked access to all blogs because they contain "adult content." Bad. Very bad.

Anyway, my last blog was so very gay (not that there's anything wrong with that), and for that I must apologize. So, my next entry will be absolutely spectacular.

or at least interesting.

Either way, it will be better than discussing American Idol. I hope.

I'm entering a creative writing contest. I'll let you know.